DeNiro In Denial

Robert DeNiro has clearly done coke. Disgraced former asshole ballplayer Lenny Dykstra has most certainly done coke. They more than likely did coke together. What’s the big fucking deal let’s end the drug war. Dykstra is a pathological liar and obvious psychopath. A guy you’d want to have a beer with before he asked you to fuck his wife and shit got weird. He wrote a book about himself which is a red flag. Said book almost certainly is full of lies. But him doing coke with DeNiro, that’s obviously true: 

“On another of my 30-day jaunts — when I was supposed to be in yet another rehab — I ended up in St. Barts… there was the ‘Raging Bull’ himself, sitting at the next table … One thing led to another, and the next thing I knew we were in the bathroom of his suite and it was powder fucking city. This guy was a pro, dipping his finger in the coke and numbing his gums. I don’t even think he knew who the hell I was. I could tell he wasn’t a sports guy, but he sure liked hitting the slopes with me.”

DeNiro says not the case although he probably doesn’t remember. If you deny doing drugs you’re partially responsible for the dudes locked up in Folsom. This all jibes with the obvious fact that DeNiro is a super boring and highly overrated asshole and is most likely mentally retarded. Taxi Driver was pretty good. That was forty years ago. 

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