Emily Ratajkowski Nude Crusader

Emily Ratajkowski is a real modern day Betty Friedan except much hotter and poses naked on horses unlike most feminists. Her ascent to the head of this field is somewhat unlikely since all she does is show her tits and talk about how heroic she is. Given that she’s a model she was going to be showing her tits anyway so her activism appears boiled down to giving a few rambling interviews per year on the subject. It really is a curse to be born with every man in the world wanting to fuck you and still believe people actually like your stories or jokes. Also it’s ironic she became known for showing her tits in a music video deemed rape culture by lazy Twitter feminists, of whom she is now the team captain. It’s not an exclusive bunch. You basically have to make up 51 percent of the population and you’re in: 

“The world should not be exclusive of the ideal body. It has to include all ideals, all bodies. A woman can be seeking attention and also make a statement. They don’t need to be mutually exclusive. That selfie with Kim [Kardashian] was very intentioned, very direct. I had the tweets lined up for when it launched because I wanted those things to be what came with the image when the media started covering it.”

Wow it sounds like you put in a staggering 90 minutes of work on that. The world does include many different types of bodies. Traditionally yours is the one on the cover of magazines. Don’t protest too much or you’ll find yourself working tables at the Red Lobster or banging Rupert Murdoch. Also it’s refreshing you’re holding up Kim Kardashian as a stalwart of feminist virtue. First of all she has no idea what any of those words mean, and also she’s a whore with a sweaty sex tape. She’s a hero to women like Ron Jeremy is a hero to men, meaning you don’t want to hang out with anyone who has their posters on their walls. Let’s put Ratajkowski in that camp too. It’s a good poster but she’s fucking annoying. Talk about Blurred Lines. Get that horse a moist towelette. 

_{Photo Credit: Harper’s Bazaar}