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July 6, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
If you want membership in the club of social media fitness models, your credentials are your tight glute shots. That and obligatory relatable shots of a young child watching mom workout. Mommy needs to get in her three hour workout before webcamming under a stage name. Being fit is not actually a job. Stuffing your snatch with plastic is. Go figure, child.
Liz Krueger has sculpted her body into the shape of a white Williams sister. Since she’s nary impossibly to body shame, she jumped the bullying bandwagon by dressing like a Russian tourist hotel comfort girl and attending a wedding and awaiting the nasty comments:
If only I knew that choosing this dress for a wedding on a 90-degree day meant so many women would be outrightly rude to me, and even come up behind me slap my ass as I’m standing alone.
Krueger claims one woman even spilled a beer on her arm intentionally. For nothing more than wearing your fuck-me, I’m Armenian club dress to another woman’s princess for a day gig.
Refinery29 claims Krueger countered the bullying and harassment with the perfect comeback. Because “perfect comeback” headlines attract women to click second only to shoe sale. That’s sexist, though backed by statistics. Krueger created a hashtag, #KruegerKindness, inspiring women to be kind to other women instead of super bitch and competitive, their posture of the previous 200,000 years.
Krueger is obvious, but not stupid. Victimization is the new achievement standard in female driven media. Hashtags are the new Tiananmen Square . If sexual objectification wasn’t deeply entrenched in the fabric of our society there’d be no reason to stick around this place.
Photo credit: Liz Krueger/Instagram