There's something truly admirable about Heidi Klum. It's likely her tiny tits. The German balloon parade never came to her town. Heidi Klum rose from the depths of being a hot teenaged chick every dude in Cologne wanted to wurst-bang to an iconic Western star who controls a vast business empire. She's Melania Trump but with a real job and less wrinkly dick inside of her nightly. You know Germans rip on Slovenians. I can't find either on a map.
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