John Cena Creeping

When you see an All-American hero like John Cena fronting Ad Council PSA’s broad-brushing white males a bunch of bigots, understand he’s got a bigger business move pending. None of this politically correct genuflecting happens in a vacuum. Two weeks later, Cena announced a deal with Leftfield Entertainment to produce reality shows based around his socially tolerant strong man persona.

Count the time from the latest Terry Crews video stream comparing traditional male behavior to terrorism and dropping rape culture references until Crews is announced for a new TV project. These guys aren’t dummies. And they weren’t born saps. The media gatekeepers are changing. Even the hint of chauvinism on the resume need be overwhelmed with penance for the patriarchy. Kneel and confess your sins, male bodybuilder. You’ve had wrong thoughts. Here’s a camera re-purposed from worn yoga mats. Apologize in selfies. Big Brother now wears Spanx.

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