Justin Bieber Pick of the Litter

Magazines overly concerned with whom Justin Bieber is currently extending his tiny romantic appendage believe young model Alexandra Rodriquez might be the one. First, she owns that same underaged appearance as Selena Gomez. A midget never forgets his first normal.

Also, she was spotted out on Bieber’s yacht over the Fourth of July holiday. Which begs the question, has a man ever taken a woman on a boat and not fucked her? If you’re unsure, replace the word boat with yacht. Mocking Justin Bieber for being a travel sized k.d. lang is imminently less appealing when he keeps banging models. That doesn’t mean you simply quit trying. 

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