Lindsay Lohan Balcony Drunken Serenade (VIDEO)

After Lindsay Lohan deleted all her hooker bitch Russian whore cheating motherfucker posts from social media, she tipped back a couple or three more gimlets and waited for her boyfriend to arrive back at the flat. The Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf second act moved out on the balcony of a high-end London apartment. A voice resembling a chain smoking AARP member on hour ten at the stud table at Binions, so clearly Lindsay Lohan, is heard screaming, “You’re a fucking psycho!” with repeated accusations of attempted stranglings and murder!

In contrast, the visuals depict a confused looking just-out-of-teens dude bringing a jacket out the crazed screaming woman trying to coax her back into the house. Like an animal control worker trying to keep a lost woodland mammal from injuring himself or others. The U.K. Sun reports that the bobbies came and kicked in the door of the apartment as will happen when a woman is screaming about attempted murder in the still of a London early evening. They found the apartment empty. This isn’t Lohan’s first public drunken disturbing of the peace. Like a veteran bank robber, she knows to the second how much time she has before the coppers arrive.

The next day Lohan took to social media to ask the public for privacy in her personal affairs, because she’s fucking funny.