Lindsay Lohan Comes Clean

Lindsay Lohan apologized for her public histrionics accusing her Russian trust fund boyfriend of cheating on her which he most certainly was. Hopefully he used a condom because Lohan definitely has herpes. As it turns out she’s a bipolar whore. No harm no foul. We all make mistakes. Most of us not for ten straight years every fucking day but people are beautiful in their individual ways. She’s only thirty years old. This comes as a shock to those of us who have her firmly entrenched in the kind of good looking older lady camp. She’s one of those chicks who will suddenly turn ninety without warning as soon as she’s sober. As she explained: 

“Dear friends. I’m good and well. #ATM I am taking time for myself with good friends. I am sorry that I’ve exposed certain private matters recently. I was acting out of fear and sadness … We all make mistakes.”

She means exactly what you think by ATM. Fear and Sadness. Solid line, Gloria Allred. Was this fear you speak of perhaps the possibility of paying your own rent? The recovery balms do not come cheap and you haven’t done a movie in eight years. He could have done better. I still definitely would. 

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