Melania Trump Perfect Titties Not Plagiarized

Because people are blindly partisan these days, the vast majority of comments on Melania Trump’s keynote speech to the Republican National Convention were either about how she was a horrible dumb cunt who ripped off Michelle Obama’s 2008 convention speech or how she’s a master of five languages and a self-made woman. A politically correct culture couldn’t accept the fact that she was neither. As if dutiful wife speeches at conventions are hotbeds for innovative oration.

Melania Trump is a hot trophy wife model from Slovenia. She’s the symbol of what you get for succeeding in America. A third wife with perfect bone structure who doesn’t get headaches on make Daddy happy Tuesdays and Fridays. Politics is the art of dishonesty. Conventions the art of doing so while intoxicated and bedding down Rust Belt State hookers. If you’re ripping on the hottest chick in the room, you look jealous. Check with the Slovenian police for open cases. You’ll get to the bottom of this.

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