Miko Grimes Is a Piece

NFL cornerback Brent Grimes has fashioned himself a strong ten year career as an undersized player out of a tiny college program. At some point Brent married a previously arrested and fired sports radio show host ten years his senior. Miko, the drunk sports bar fan with tons of opinions, only now she has stadium access and a Twitter account.

Miko Grimes routinely publicly blasts her husband’s team coaches and owners, sports reporters, and fellow players by telling everybody how fucking horrible they are and mostly a bunch of homos who are ruining everything for her awesome pussy loving straight husband. A couple years ago she got arrested outside the Dolphins stadium for head-butting a cop. Quickly, count the number of people you know who have head-butted a cop. Now just the ones who live in mansions. That’s Miko Grimes.

Brent Grimes changed teams in the offseason from Miami to Tampa. Miko took the chance to remind everybody on Twitter what cunning Semites ran the Dolphins:

Gotta respect ross [Dolphin’s owner Stephen Ross] for keeping his jew buddies employed but did he not see how tannenbaum put the jets in the dumpster w/that sanchez deal?

Somebody just head-butted half the NFL ownership. Whatever Miko Grimes was before — asshole arm chair quarterback, homophobe, racist, off her meds — she just upped her game quite a bit. So much so that even this rocking chair drunk listened to the people in the room screaming at her to retract, and offered up a Miko Grimes special:

When I wrote ‘jew buddies’ I was speaking about how a lot of communities (Jewish, Christian, gay, sometimes fraternities and sororities) will hire their ‘own people’ for jobs before others. That’s a fact! Why people find facts offensive is strange to me. And now im a racist? Lmao! How?” If what I said is racist or anti-Semitic, why isn’t it also racist to only hire their own? America is just an easily offended, fake reacting, bunch of cry baby ass pussies! Anyone that thinks I’m a racist needs to build a fucking bridge and get over it. I’m not a racist, I’m a realist.

A nice outline for how white cops who shoot black dudes might counter charges of racism. Err, realism. Bonus points for the “cry baby ass pussies”. But check the labels on your team wife jersey before you go nuclear. It likely melts before the radiation even kills you. There’s a fine but important line between challenging politically correct speech and simply calling people niggers, faggots, and kikes while throwing back Rumple Minze at your computer.

The dreaded Jew owners just re-upped your husband for two years, $13.5 million. Check out the salaries for husband of crazy homeless bitch who shouts shit at white people eating at outdoor restaurants. Now, shut your mouth and be thankful Twitter has different standards for different offenders. Schilling would’ve been gone fifteen Tweets ago.

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