Mo’Nique Thinks Like a Man (VIDEO)

Fat actress Mo’Nique went on the show The Preachers with her husband to talk about how they openly fuck other people. You weren’t expecting that when you tuned into The Preachers. Though yes for every single other TV show on during business hours. Already divorced and making good money and wanting more babies, Mo’Nique went and married her high school buddy Sydney Hicks. Mo’Nique wanted to clear the air on her most intimate secrets, as women do. It was she, not her husband, who suggested the two have an open marriage:

It was my idea because, 11 years ago — I’m an entertainer, and this is my best friend, ever. And what I did not want to do was be dishonest with my best friend. There may be times I may want to be with other men. And my best friend said to me, ‘Mama, I’ve loved you since the 10th grade. Do you think you being with another man is gonna have anything to do with me loving you?” 

That’s an excellent point. When your wife is paying all your bills.

The other name for open marriage is being single. Do your kids care more about the legitimacy of their birthright or about the fact strange men keep coming over to fuck their fat mom while dad whimpers in the corner? Women who think like men can be awesome fun. They simply never go far enough. Like swearing off marriage and buying black leather furniture. You’re rich and fat and forty-eight and fucking who you please. You were this close to perfect.