Amber Rose Throat Babies

Amber Rose is a disgusting woman who plays up how disgusting she is as part of her TV and online persona. That makes it incredibly hard to nail down her precise grossness rating. Are your sores visible or do you keep them touched up? Let’s run through the epidemiological checklist for hot zones. As with a rapper, you never know if entertainers just fronting until they’re dead or in jail.

In a post-Kardashian world it’s picture or it didn’t happen. Especially as it applies to cum shots. On her inexplicable VH-1 talk show, Amber Rose spoke to meeting up with Wiz Khalifa recently and informing him of her desire to be knocked up again:

Now, you know that we have Sebastian together, and I really, really want another baby. So I asked him for his sperm, like I always do, every time I’m around him. And I’m like, you know, ‘He’ll probably give me some more sperm, so we can have another baby!’” But instead, he just put his babies on my face.

Aww, sweet and sad at the same time. Also, basic cable. Don’t worry, parents. Only your dumb daughters will choose to be incredibly proud whores. Think of all the money you’re not going to waste on college. Herpes is bad, but being a grandparent in your 40’s is a secret treasure. Rose’s brand of feminism seems twisted, yet the most commonplace among Millennials. Finish on my face and together we’ll rule the world. Wait, where are you going? 

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