Anthony Weiner Dumped

Some whore was sexting with Anthony Weiner and released his weird dong pic to the public, which seems incredibly awful yet nobody’s coming down on her. She’s reportedly a huge Trump supporter. This is how we’re going to take down the Democrats. It also seems like they’re the only ones fucking. The general consensus is that Weiner got what he deserved, which is hard to argue since he appears to do this compulsively. Why don’t you just go beat off? Another valid question nobody’s answering: Is his wife not fucking him? His wife, Huma Abedin, is Hillary Clinton’s right hand man. How can we trust these women to run the country when their husbands are so sexually frustrated? It also remains unclear if Muslim women channel their deep rooted sexual oppression into behaving like cum guzzling wild cats in the bedroom the way Catholics do.

She is now reportedly leaving him, or will be as soon as the details are worked out with her frigid lesbian partner and boss. The split may perhaps give one of them the opportunity to eat a decent meal. Seriously, you look like Mr and Mrs Skeletor. Weiner may play the sex addiction card but hopefully he’ll take Hustler up on their offer and just become a full fledged porn star. Trump would pay you too I bet. 

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