The State of Young Hollywood Is Tits

Inventing a reason for groups of eighteen year old girls with big titties to show up at your place is some kind of voodoo magic. You got Florida college football frat house parties and the numerous Young Hollywood events sponsored during the year by entertainment magazines and trade papers.

There are no real powerhouse actresses in their teens since there are few roles in movie or television centered around barely legal female characters. By proxy, the public relations agencies who operate these events shoot out invites to chicks with big hooters trending on social media.

Ariel Winter is tops on every single demo search in this category. You know she’s showing up breast strong and bringing the cameras with her. Paparazzi aren’t just sinister pushy dudes with bad breath, they’re dudes with cocks drawn to big teen titties. You want to cover Travolta coming off his Lemon Party plane again in his captain’s hat or this chick’s still giant tubes in some kind of braless restraint? That’s a rough translation from the Filipino. 

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