Black Chyna Is Gross

Blac Chyna did a vomit inducing photo shoot for Paper magazine. If Valtrex isn’t advertising in that publication they’re missing out. Chyna looks like a greased up troll doll that’s been binging on pharmaceutical grade gluten and Rob Kardashian’s week cum that can pass for rosewater. Their reality show is in the works which should feature really bad staged scenarios of incredibly boring people who give each other enemas of Corn Nuts: 

“I hope when people think about Blac Chyna, they think of a mogul and entrepreneur, a mother and a badass bitch.”

Well that’s a lofty goal but for now they’re still picturing assne, smoke stained pillowcases, disinfecting their couches after you sit on them, the unsightly piercing holes in your face, how wide your vagina must be, how many rappers have jizzed in your hair extensions, you shoplifting lube from the 99 Cent Store, you struggling to read a pamphlet at Planned Parenthood, you grabbing money out of someone’s purse at a house party, you telling Rob Kardashian his dick is a decent size while trying to keep a straight face, and, above all, dead puppies. 

_{Photo Credit: Paper Magazine}