Chloe Khan Big Breasted Eviction

There’s no rhyme or reason why the Big Brother TV show exists other than people who watch are of age or functionality unable to find the remote in the cushions. Even the people who produce Big Brother know it sucks, so they created Celebrity Big Brother and promptly broadened the definition of celebrity to include shoddy reality and adult entertainers. 

You need only look at this chick Chloe Khan from the U.K. version of the show to peg her entire work history. The Big Brother fan community is aghast that Chloe’s porn friend, Harry Amelia, was rigging Internet voting to keep Chloe in the house. That’s a big deal because you get money points for basting the bedsheets with herpetic smudges. Amelia started posting phishing posts on her Twitter:

Call this number off a mobile for free nude pictures 650584. Call this number off a landline for free dirty chat 09020445804.

Rather than receiving audible spank material, callers were directed to the auto-voting mechanisms for Chloe Khan on Celebrity Big Brother. Thereby violating both the sanctity of the Big Brother fake television show and the pay for porn social contract, hitting right at the heart of the fabric of polite society. It’s probably time to reopen the Tower of London for some beheadings. Or beheading porn. Those tits headless could be kind of hot, and incalculably more tolerable.

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