Hunter McGrady Bottoms Up

For the entire history of cheesy dudes getting chicks naked for photo shoots, photographers have sought out the best looking subjects. Minus the BDSM and face-sitting fetish shoots, naturally. That body beautiful system seemed to work. Body shaming was your mom telling you you needed to lay off the hoagies if you wanted to find a husband. Life was good.

For the past two years, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit, Vogue, Playboy, and even Treats! magazine made famous by finding chicks like Emily Ratajkowski to get super titty naked before they were famous has surrendered faith and dropped anchor in the sea of politically correct fat female adoration.

Is Hunter McGrady more attractive than almost every one of the women you banged before you could afford a decent car? Prejudicial! What’s that got to do with telling Hunter to hit the elliptical and Atkins for three months and come back when ready? Pablo Sandoval was benched and jeered for being overweight in Boston. His career is mostly over. Either you’re fit for duty or you’re not.

Social promotion exists in shitty government run schools to cover asses and allay hurt feelings. Settling should not be a civic ideal. China’s motto translates roughly to Advance and Conquer. Ours is You’re Beautiful Just the Way You Are. I hope you like Szechuan.

_{Photo Credit: Treats! Magazine}