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August 5, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
James Harrison is one of those old school ballers who would be more admirable if he wasn’t such a huge dick. Harrison was known for being a hitman at the linebacker position. A warrior who put his own health and the health of his opponents on the line every game. That’s gladiator cool. Harrison also knocked down his baby mama’s door and whooped her, kept a pit bull around the house to badly chew up his infant kid, and has refused to attend the Super Bowl championship visit to the White House twice for reasons that still sound pretty fucking petty and unintelligible. He also drives a Hummer, which alone is grounds for asshole indictment.
Harrison took to social media last year to show his two boys’ sports team trophies before destroying them since they were ‘participation trophies”. Dad likes his The More You Know PSA’s in the form of breaking shit.
Harrison’s latest I An’t Raising No Wussies” video shows him launching his kids way fucking high into the air and into the pool. Again, super cool. Until dad launches them from the deck and they face plant in the cement and he tells them to pick up their cheek bone and quit crying. These kids are being trained to be fearless warriors. This is either great throwback American dad shit or bad angry guy shit. Depending on whether the kid lands on his pit bull bite scar side.
Video credit: James Harrison/Instagram