Kim Kardashian in A Bikini

After making a plea not to put her children into paparazzi photos, Kim Kardashian stripped down to a thong at Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis’ digs in Mexico and paraded her daughter North West around in a matching bikini. It was simply adorable. Also gross. Her daughter is flat and skinny. That shit won’t fly. Call Guatemala and see if an extra roll of Tubmans can’t get that age minimum on implants lifted for a day.

There’s another baby in there too but he’s a boy so his time on this planet will be emasculating and inconsequential. Kim occasionally mentions him in passing reference to her weight loss and workout routine. When the tag on any woman is, yeah, but you’d still fuck her, you know she’s a gem. 

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