Kim Kardashian Hired Decoy Bikini

Evil dictators have been employing body doubles for centuries now to confuse would be assassins. Kim Kardashian hired a decoy to show off big tits in her bikinis and sunglasses and walk back and forth on her cellphone by the pool in Punta Mita to keep paparazzi and Sinaloa drug cartel kidnappers off her tracks.

This is the kind of Craigslist gig you need to word very precisely. Your body double starts feeling her oats and she’ll be sucking off rappers and making over-forward gay jokes about Ryan Seacrest aloud. The family takes a vote and decides the body double can do everything you can do but will take a smaller family share. Suddenly the brakes on your Range Rover aren’t working. Kanye will notice his wife is suddenly very open to bringing another man into the bedroom. Wonder how he’ll vote. 

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