ADVERTISEMENT
August 17, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston | 0 Comments
Diving chicks are incredibly hot. It’s probably because they don’t run their asses off and only a hot chick would have the hubris to want to jump off of diving boards professionally. They also bounce up and down on their haunches all day. A dirty insider secret is nobody really knows how diving is scored and hot chicks just look better doing it. If we’re going to be bored out of our minds may as well look at some hot ass. Diving is also incredibly easy, let the ugly chicks train for six hours in the pool. We’ll swing by later on and put in a few jumps. You’ve never seen an ugly chick dive into anything. Think about it.
Ingrid Oliveira is no exception to the rule. She reportedly kicked her Brazilian diving teammate out of their shared room in the Olympic Village so she could have what has been described as a “Marathon sex session” with a Brazilian canoeist. Certainly cardio is not an issue. She’s the one on the right if you haven’t already done the math while jizzing into a coffee filter. Her roommate, Giovanna Pedroso is apparently her best friend and obviously has a lesbian crush on her. Athletes in the Village are constantly fucking. The fact this particular fuck session made the news means it must have been truly epic. Get your straight sons into diving immediately. In fact, it’s never too late to start, Ingrid took it up three weeks ago.
Photo Credit: Instagram