Madison Beer Has Pipes

Madison Beer is that teen Justin Bieber signed to his sub-label at Island Records. Coincidentally, she’s also got big tits and becomes street legal in six months.

Bieber’s a solid lesson in the fine but important distinction between dipshit and dumbass. A dipshit pisses in restaurant janitor’s mop buckets, falls asleep in hookers’ beds, and giggles like a bitch while he spits on his kids fans screaming up to his hotel balcony perch. A dumbass misses the opportunity to exploit his fame and fortune to land top-shelf pussy. Bieber’s no dumbass. I’m certain this girl is talented. I’m certain this is the business where that matters the least. 

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