VH-1 has swung full tilt into shitty non-music programming for the urban market. That’s a kind way of saying black women who watch a ton of television, not to be confused with white diabetics who do the same. VH-1 recently launched a talk show with black activist and college professor Marc Lamont Hill, as well as Amber Rose, less of a black activist and professor, but showing off her fake tits and talking about humping wet cocks. Everyone approaches the cause differently.
VH-1 announced the launch of Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg’s Dinner Party, which will feature both convicts in a kitschy dinner party making tons of jokes about how Martha Stewart is super white and Snoop Dogg is just crazy black. White people dance funny. Black dudes are always late to shit. Axel Foley in Beverly Hills. Trust me, it’s genius.
We’re thrilled to partner with Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg, two of pop culture’s biggest icons. Good parties are filled with fun, food and unexpected guests. Wait ’til you see what happens at Martha & Snoop’s Dinner Party; it will be unforgettable.
You can say that because somebody in PR wrote it and that’s your job. Also because you well know that forty-percent of American women are obese and watch four plus hours of television a day.
The perfect egg roll and glossing over Snoop’s accomplice to murder and cocaine trafficking arrests will be the staples of the show. Snoop’s a funny motherfucker that media tokenism has allowed to skate on gang affiliations and numerous weapons charges. Martha Stewart is funny and will do anything for a paycheck and a chance to get her mug on television. Toilets evacuate an endless amount of shit provided you keep flushing. All that waste simply vanishes. We’re the asphyxiating fish in this model.
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