Miley Cyrus Least Interesting Person In The World

Miley Cyrus is super unique and oozes individuality just ask her. There’s something to be said for trying too hard. Are you a six? No problem just get a weird haircut and put fake horse teeth over your existing large teeth. Hire a few publicists, before you know it some gay guy at the Post is calling you a genius in his op-ed. Sure he’s getting paid off but that’s the name of the game. What does Gender Fluid really mean? Basically just someone you don’t want to talk to. As a bonus they make really bad music or said another way other people do and put your name on it.

Cyrus is in a bikini with a pig. It took five overpaid losers from marketing school to conceive of the idea. This is the new normal. There is no emergency exit.

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