Ryan Lotche’s Playmate Girlfriend

Every four years we have to pretend we give a shit about swimming. It has something to do with national pride or the NBA and NFL seasons not being in full tilt. Part of this begrudging process appears to be participating in the collective delusion that the swimmers themselves are total badasses as if we don’t know they spend six hours in a pool every day.

Ryan Lotche’s girlfriend appears to be extremely dedicated to him and is clearly bothering him about marriage. Interesting timing. I’m sure you can get yourself a little shine as well while they iron is hot. She’s a former Playmate. Over/under she’ll work another fourteen days in her life? She definitely knows this. According to her they met on Tinder cruising for anonymous sex or sugar daddies. Those marriages usually work out: 

“He’s a good looking guy and gets a lot of female attention. I mean we’re talking about Ryan Lochte here. But he also has more depth than you can possibly imagine. He has this mental focus where he can just shut the entire world out and perform even when millions are watching.”

You’re right we are talking about Ryan Lotche. Fuck, something has gone awry. It’s always a good sign when your future husband can Google your name and see your tits, ass and vagina prior to your first date. He might not see this going as far as you do, I’d sock away some money quick. I’d also hide my medals. 

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