Shaun White Liked Him Some Sheizen Porn

Lena Zawaideh was in snowboarder Shaun White’s band for seven years and upon being kicked out in 2014 decided she had been sexually harassed. She’s suing. The band’s former drummer spins tales of White’s demonic band leadership, bitching about her hairstyle and telling her to dress more revealing for band appearances. White also forwarded her sexually suggestive texts, dic pics, and sheizen porn. So exactly what you’d expect drunk and high members of a second rate rock band to pass around while traveling the back country in vans and rented buses. 

“One of the videos Zawaideh claims she was forced to watch was a couple killing a bear and then having sex on top of it. She also claims White forced her to watch “Church of Fudge” — a hardcore porn “involving a priest, a nun and fecal matter.”

I’ve seen the bear video. Rather gauche, though the violence was more contextual than Suicide Squad. Church of Fudge certainly sounds intriguing. It is nice to see the Catholic Church finally be fictionalized in a story not related entirely to pedophilia. In a post Heard-Depp world now is probably time to figure out what you pay to make her stop releasing your personal text and porn shares.

Sexual harassment in the workplace is real. Rock band is not a workplace. So let’s say half a mill or the Nun gets another shmear.

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