Shkreli Diagnoses Hillary

Albanian-American rapper and occasional investor fraud scheme operator Martin Shkreli is good at figuring things out. He figured out how to rape The AIDS patients of their drug cash. He figured out how to taunt the Wu Tang clan toward regret and violence. He hasn’t quite figured out Federal prosecution, but give him time. He’s quite the noodler.

Shkreli’s recent foray into figuring shit found him diagnosing Hillary Clinton with early stage Parkinson’s. Shkreli admits he’s no doctor, but that being a Pharmaceutical company owner he knows shit others don’t. That’s not traditionally a scientific standard, but his public pronouncements make for good fodder. Clinton has been showing signs of being less than steady on her feet (here’s a fair and balanced report on Hillary’s raging dementia from FoxNews). Whether that’s some hidden ailment or she’s just sixty-eight and fucking exhausted from screaming shrilly for a solid twelve months, who knows? I mean, besides Shkrelli. He’s yet to diagnoses Trump from afar, but if he doesn’t catch at least a little egomaniacal syndrome you have to assume some bias.

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