August 3, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston | 0 Comments
Suicide Squad is being universally panned by critics which is odd because they are usually completely fine with taking payoffs and telling you to go see some rancid piece of shit starring Anne Hathaway and Seth Rogen’s left testicle. This movie must really suck. It’s also been widely criticized as sexist which may be its only saving grace. As one reviewer put it:
“Harley Quinn is meant to be Suicide Squad’s dark heart. Instead, she’s been made into its damaged dolly jerk-off material.”
No idea what that means but it sounds awesome and I want one. A superhero movie starring Jared Leto, Will Smith and the women of Instagram. I never thought I’d miss Arnold Schwarzenegger and his annoying guttural accent this much. Keep an eye out for the hidden Scientology messages and male butt shots. James Cameron should make every movie with the understanding that we only want movies that are good, not great.
Photo Credit: Warner Bros