Taylor Swift Jackable Curls

Taylor Swift’s public relations team is frantically trying change the story from Swift bitch slapped by the Kardashians. Also zero MTV video music award nominations and being a horrible shrew who makes souvenir guitar strings from Zika babies aborted outside of the womb.

First came the onslaught of cat pictures. Now, Taylor Swift has fucking curls. Her team has seeded the breaking news of her return to curls to every crappy media outlet that would take their repeated emails. Like Huffington Post who took a break from using the letters in the name HILLARY CLINTON to anagram the phrase CLIT HAIR SHAME.

Look at those fucking curls. Has Taylor gone back to her Country roots? Maybe. She’s certainly a snake-oil salesman who’s charade is running thin. What do curls look like from behind being chased by middle school girls holding pitchforks and torches? You got outsmarted by Kim and Kanye. Loser leave town. 

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