White Women Make For Shitty Protestors

Go Topless Day really took off this year. Up to thirty-four women in metropolises around the country joined forces to write shit on their abdomens and march in pursuit of equality in public toplessness. Presumably they’re targeting the patriarchal dominant legislative class, all of whom would prefer vain men keep their tops on while jogging, and women with nice hooters never wear a top ever again. It’s entirely unclear who the opposition is but it’s likely mostly just your parents. Go yell at them.

While a reasonably handful of largely chubby women bared their breasts in honor of Go Topless Day, the ladies in Los Angeles wore pasties because no matter the nobility of the cause, nobody gets full titty for free in Hollywood. There will be plenty of time to discuss the insufferable hypocrisies of these events after the women put their shirts back on. Keep the Van Halen cranking and pretend you care. White women need a cause too.

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