Alexis Arquette Died Too Soon

Alexis Arquette spent a week on a movie set every year or two, which still qualified him as an actress although her main occupation was apparently Activist. What said activism actually entailed is dormant from the public record, but one time it got wasted and wrote a bunch of shit on Facebook.

You get a few perks when you’re born into Hollywood royalty. You get small parts in movies right away so the industry can size up if you’re any good by watching you on screen in a scene that cost a hundred grand a day to shoot instead of the old fashioned way of auditioning like all the hayseeds from the Midwest. Also anything you do gets drastically spun out of control in a positive direction. Arquette apparently switched back and forth between identifying as a man or woman every other day. Another way of saying that is Arquette enjoyed correcting people on gender pronoun usage, hence the flip flopping. It was also incredibly angry and subversive. Hence the transitioning thing.

Everyone’s got to be a victim. Even the luckiest motherfuckers in the world. Below is one of the only known examples of Arquette’s activism, which included calling out Will Smith for being gay:

“When Jada comes out as gay and her beard husband admits his first marriage ended when she walked in on him butt servicing his Sugar Daddy… then I will listen to them.”

Arquette’s point was that she didn’t think it was cool for Hollywood actors to remain in the closet, as it did a disservice to the gay community, much like her being out. Seems if a hetero cis person tried the same thing they’d be run out of town with a pitchfork.

Prior to her death, Arquette, apparently now living as a man again, was reportedly working on a tell-all book in which he planned to out various celebrities. Unfortunately she never got started on it, because she was fucking lazy and enjoyed talking shit and having unprotected sex more than actually doing anything. What a shitty activist. Oh well. It’s fun to talk, now let’s just forget this whole thing ever happened. Luckily tombstones are typically absent of pronouns.

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