Anastasiya Scheglova Break Out

Anastasiya Scheglova is the last Russian left behind. Like the Hobbit not invited into Valinor. The ship’s gone and your stuck in the former Soviet Union. How the fuck did that happen?

Look at that body of yours. You had everything and you threw it all away to go grab your Duran Duran vinyls back in Vladivostok. Would it kill DiCaprio to lead an Operation Eagle Claw into the Motherland to snatch this chick with the most amazing tits? Carbon footprint aside, think of all the rescue airplane pussy.

It’s hard not to become misty eyed over Ross Perot’s largely faked exploits. Chuck Norris got old. We have no heroes any more.

_{Photo Credit: Alexander Norden}