Angelina Jolie Leaks Pitt Gone Wild Video

Angelina Jolie leaked a recording of her wasted husband acting like an asshole and harming nobody. You know what drives people to drink, the vague suspicion that your wife might be recording you on her cell phone.

Once you cross that river, go all out. If she wants to see crazy, this cunt is going to get crazy. Let me try and snatch the phone. Oh, your wrist will bruise. I guess that’s evidence. I think I’m going to have another Jack. Oh yeah, you should do that, that’s exactly what you need.

Yeah, it absolutely is. Just so you know I’m recording this. You’re having another Jack. I’m glad you’re documenting it, do you observe what I’m doing now, I’m having two more. Edit out the part where I explain that you’re completely psychotic. Release the rest to TMZ. Because that’s healthy.

One person in this relationship has a history of mental illness. It’s not Brad Pitt. Clearly getting shitfaced in front of your kids is not ideal parenting. Neither is dragging your spouse publicly through the mud because you have a hoarding problem. In fact, one is much more harmful than the other. I’d like to submit as evidence this chick kept a vile of Billy Bob Thornton’s blood on her neck at one point. No, seriously, they fucked. Yes, I’ll grant her supervised visitation. You should be ashamed of yourself bitch. Not just because of the pretentious movies.