Chris Brown Defenders Lining Up Against the Bitch Who Set Him Up

From the moment word went out that some bitch set up Chris Brown on weapons charges, the Chris Brown army of defenders snapped into action. Those defenders being primarily women who wish Brown had punched them in the maw instead of that stupid whore Rihanna. That’s embarrassing to admit out loud, but it’s the underlying motivation of those fully behind Brown as a misunderstand savant. Also super damn hot.

Brown took to Instagram while police waited outside his home for a formal arrest warrant. He discussed his innocence and how this misunderstanding ties neatly into Black Lives Matter. Somebody dug up a police complaitn from a few years ago in New York where one of Curran’s shopping spree buddies accused her of swiping her Louis Vuitton purse. The supposition being that this so-called Miss California Regional is no innocent.

No shit. What kind of chick goes to the home of a convicted woman beater at midnight to hot tub with his gang friends amidst piles of coke and guns? The kind of chick who horks your fucking jewelry. In a den of thieves, being set up is just being outsmarted. Keep your bitches in check, Brown. Handling your business was the last admirable quality you had.

_{Photo credit: Chris Brown/Instagram}