Demi Lovato Making Money For God

Demi Lovato is now the co-owner of CAST Centers, a for-profit Los Angeles based mental health and wellness treatment facility. She was referred there after she had a massive breakdown, perhaps due to her obvious narcissistic personality disorder, or her mom’s. Suffice to say someone was paying them a pretty penny to let her sit around in pajamas talking to counselors. Perhaps once attaining sobriety and realizing with clarity how awesome her kind of thick thighs are she looked inward and realized there’s a lot of money to be made in this racket. A lot of trust fund victims out there need to feel they’ve accomplished something. Clearly it will never be anything tangible or beneficial to society, but if finding peace with your coke problem helps you sleep at night then whatever, you were annoying at the bar so fuck it. A lot of kids in Africa don’t even have cocaine: 

“It just feels good. It sounds ridiculous, but I kind of made a pact with God, and I don’t even think you’re supposed to do that, but I promised, ‘If you make me a singer one day, I’m going to use my voice for so much more than singing, and I’m going to help people with it.'”

Sounds like your parents should have sent you to someone much earlier. Much of your mental health issues probably stem from them allowing you to drop out of high school and move to another city to be groped by pervert casting directors at age seven, no? Apparently not, turns out God wants you to charge people from Malibu a ton of money so their shitty kids can have a bingo night. I drink your milkshake. Please relapse, we miss the fun girl. 

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