Derrick Rose Accuser Must Reveal Identity

A woman who has a long history of involvement with Derrick Rose is accusing him and two of his friends of breaking into her apartment and gang raping her after a night of partying. His camp says she’s extorting him. Regardless of whether or not he’s a rapist he’s definitely a perv who’s into group sex with other dudes and pressuring women to use various dildos. It’s a good thing this isn’t the 1950’s because he’d probably be convicted immediately on evidence such as he’s a black guy. Central to the allegations is a Sex Belt which according to the accuser’s roommate, Rose was supposed to reimburse the accuser for but did not. This reportedly sent her over the edge. A Sex Belt is not exactly what it sounds like. According to the roommate: 

“A sex belt with two bars for the man to hold enables the man to get leverage and hold the bars during the ‘doggie style’ position.”

Wow, that sounds entirely unnecessary. More importantly, expensive. The accuser was able to remain anonymous but a judge has now ruled she must reveal her identity because she has held a press conference and talked to several media outlets about the case in recent days. Assuming she was actually raped, that sounds totally reasonable. But lawyers are tricky motherfuckers. She’s reportedly a Mexican and does not want her family to find out the lurid details of the case, such as that she owned a cool Sex Belt. It’s unclear what this means going forward. Expect a settlement soon, and if there’s any lesson in any of this, never renege on your promise to reimburse someone for a Sex Belt. And, don’t rape people with your buddies.

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