Elizabeth Hurley in A Bikini

It’s not clear what you’re supposed to say when a fifty-one year old woman self-publishes bikini snapshots of her amazing plastic surgery work. The rote “you look incredible for your age” seems to slight a long list of medical technicians, estheticians and stone masons deeply involved in the production process.

At this point Elizabeth Hurley’s connection to her body seems more one of a highly involved third party. You might call your buddy from Boston to congratulate after a big win for the Patriots, but you wouldn’t tell him he played great. Though if he had brand new pair of perfect tits you’d probably still fuck him.

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