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Johnny Manziel More Bad Advice

September 6, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston | 0 Comments

Johnny Manziel is apparently reenrolling at Texas A&M to finish his bullshit degree in Recreation, Parks, and Tourism Sciences. The entire point of having a fake major is that you don’t study for it. What’s your minor, blow jobs from the cheerleaders and Four Loco 301? While it seems easy to kick Manziel when he’s down, it is entirely necessary. The point of college is to groom yourself for a career. Manziel will not be managing a national park any time in the near future. It seems this advice may have come from the same people he’s buying drinks for. This entire escapade is a coke convo which should have been forgotten at 3 in the morning: 

“I am an RPTS major and have been out of school a couple of years, but I’m trying to get back on track so I can graduate.”

Do you have the dumbest publicist of all time? Manziel is one of the few scientifically documented cases where rehab actually makes sense, along with the guy from Taxi lacking teeth. If you’re going to fake your way through a publicity hoax, do it with Dr Drew. He probably has some good coke on him as well. Rehabilitating your image by going back to the nation’s number one party school isn’t really working.

This is however going to be one of the funnier inside jokes on the upcoming 30 for 30 feature. I honestly hope he’s still alive when it airs. The degree is not going to help. You can kick someone when they’re down if they were an asshole before. 

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