Kendall Jenner Pisses Off the Ballerinas

Among the many categories of tiny people you don’t want to mess with, ballerinas. Broken women with broken feet and mentally disturbed mothers. They take their craft and the price they paid to achieve standing effortlessly on their fractured toes rather seriously. You give up school and boys and normal menstrual cycles for your entire youth and see how kindly you’re feeling. 

The ballerinas are pissed at Kendall Jenner for pretending to dance ballet in an insipid little short from Vogue Spain. None of them offended by the director’s choice of letting the infant minded celebrity model gurgle out simplistic thoughts:

I had to grow up pretty fast, I love being a kid — to run around like a child just not caring. I’ve always been adventurous, so I love doing stuff like that — I don’t know, just stupid stuff. I love walking around; being able to be free.

If babies could speak they would trounce this chick in forensic competitions. But the ballerinas were pissed she donned the tutu and plodded about like a palsied cat. This could really put a black mark on the sanctity of the ballet. Though I’d recommend adopting Jenner’s braless look. Don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater. Swan Lake with commando titties seems like something I could easily impulse buy on StubHub.