Lady Gaga Presents Tits At Tony Bennett’s 90th Birthday

Ninety seems right about the age when you could give a shit about a woman’s looks and stare at the bare titties she’s showing off through her dress. All other ages work equally as well. Lady Gaga has clearly been laying off the Hostess products and hitting the gym, hence the past couple months of her running around in almost no clothing.

An amazing thing happens to a woman who gets her ass in ship shape, her body positive Tweets diminish in lieu of picking out skin tight dresses and ditching her underwear. There’s strident philosophy and then there’s the allure of having many men in the room look at you salaciously. Deep down, everybody is super practical. I hope Bennet got a piece.

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