Mariah Carey And Her Twins

Stepping back from the modern media reality we all accept as normal, it’s kind of odd that a 46-year old mom prepping for her next marriage would be widely circulating personal titty shots. Naughty single moms used to snap dirty Polaroids in a pre-sexting era bit of divorcee fun and games. Something to drop into an envelope and slip into the pocket of their next future ex-husband. Blindly distributing your bath time tease photos to the entire male population of the Baltic region seems like something your grandmother would have told you good girl don’t. We’re in an era now when billionaires put up with that shit from their trophy wives. They probably even enjoy it.

Sit down the five-year old twins and explain to them mommy doesn’t even come close to needing the money, she just digs dudes tributing her Instagram pictures. You’re going to love elementary school in Switzerland. New Daddy James and I need to fuck for seventeen months before the split. Stay off Google.

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