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September 6, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
Colleges swap out shitty professors to one another in a manner similar to how various Catholic parishes moved around priests who indulged in too much wine and pederastic butt fucking. Or how shitty coaches in the NFL who can find work with an endless number of new teams despite horrible records in their previous positions.
Melissa Click was that communications professor at the University of Missouri who circled the student protestor “safe space” like a doberman working the stalag perimeter fence. Click famous called for “some muscle” to silence student journalists who had moved into the self-declared media free zone of students living in University supplied protestor tents with heaters and electrical outlets so as not to miss Rachel Maddow. A month previous to that incident, Click was busted for interfering with campus police during a Homecoming parade protest. On the criminal charges, Click ended up bargaining down to community service hours and a year of not doing any more stupid shit. The University let her go because she’s a journalism teacher which means she could be replaced by a Craigslist gig posting in less than half an hour.
Professor Click was quickly gobbled up by Gonzaga University whose only comment on the matter was that they’re sure Click has learned from her previous experiences. So has Charles Manson. It’s unclear what that means other than there were some obvious strings pulled to keep her from being unemployed. She’s the Chan Gailey of the college professorial circuit. Gonzaga will now suffer ten years without a Super Bowl appearance.
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