Natalie Jayne Roser In Costumes Best Left to Porn

There will be some moment in which your girlfriend wanting to get married or wife on your honeymoon puts on some bawdy role-play costume and insists upon being called Natasha. You’ll be confused. Porn comes alive is disarming. By sixteen you realize it’s fantasies best left to one-way interaction. Now the reasonably cute girl your grandma set you up with is standing over you in leather shorts asking you to unzip her fly so she can pee on you.  

Places like Frederick’s of Hollywood still sell this glorified lingerie. A man knows that a decent pair of panties is more than enough of a tease. He’s spent his entire formative years scheming on how to get you entirely naked. Will he appreciate the effort? Maybe. Will he plaintively ask six years into your marriage where those leather shorts went and if your bladder is feeling full? Yes. Disappointment is inevitable. The costume fervor fades. Sell the warm vagina. You’ll always have that with you.

_{Photo Credit: Frederick’s Of Hollywood}