Rob Kardashian Hands Out His Whore Sister’s Phone Number

If you’re over twelve and you’re in Twitter battles, it’s time to look in the mirror. If you’re Still Fat Rob Kardashian and you’re revenge Tweeting your whorish half-sister’s personal phone number, it’s time to add some arsenic to the jardiniere on your Jersey Mike’s mortadella and pray you come out of a better vagina in your next life.

According to reports almost certainly fed to the media by Kris Jenner, Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna have all but broken up. If Chyna was on her way to Planned Parenthood for a late term vacuum and rinse, this might be celebratory news. In light of the separation, the cackling whore hens in Still Fat Rob’s family decided to hold a his and hers baby shower. It’s unclear if this was a contrived show production note or they’re really that inane. It’s impossible to differentiate at this point. 

Obviously the most embarrassing element of this entire story are the six million people following Rob Kardashian on Twitter. His mom bought four to five million of those fake accounts in Papua New Guinea. That still leaves seven figures of people who have self-identified as not worthy of a seat on the ark ship that leaves the planet before global warming takes its final victim.

It’s a shame that people can’t simply honor the fat unemployed soon-to-be dad of a bastard stripper baby with a party and some adorable baby toys. The sky turns permanently gray when somebody knocks up a hooker.

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