Vanilla Ice Impossibly Still in the News

Vanilla Ice is a walking punchline. His name alone is so corny you can’t believe he takes himself seriously. Does he? You’ll never know. He’s laughing all the way to the bank. If you stop and think about it, it should not be under appreciated that this dude turned one fairly shitty song, which he stole, into a household hit. This ratchety Teen Beat tweaker certainly has a head for business. Music, not so much.

Apparently he’s remodeling houses now, why the fuck not? He’s also making the news because he dislikes the process of airline travel like every other person in history. He apparently has an ongoing beef with Delta. So do I. Why not really commit to this like a Muslim. I’m not into dudes but he must be good looking. Logic defies any other explicable reason for his continued relevance. We could all learn a lot. Suge Knight had some good ideas. Get that money, Van Winkle. 

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