Ashley Graham Still Yapping About Her Fat (VIDEO)

Speaking into a camera for three minutes about your looks is vain by definition. No man would allow a woman to run-on thusly in his presence unless he was super confident there was sex at the end. Even then, five minutes into wonder of me speech and he’d fake an emergency requiring his attention. Men understand that pretty women are self-absorbed. They couldn’t give a shit. The model’s end of the bargain is to never utter more than occasional dependent clause. That’s not sexist, merely practical.

In her long winded body positive discussion for Self magazine, Ashley Graham brags that her big tits have earned her a free coffee in the past. Free coffee sounds like a hedge. I bet we’re talking apartment rent or maybe a car. She also refers to how her super thick legs have saved her many times in the past. That’s a statement that begs more detail. Graham provides none. Just assume those thighs rescued puppies in a fire and concealed Anne Frank for some period during the WWII. Show your parkour moves leaping from rooftop to rooftop and we can put the chub rub super power talk in context.

Ashley Graham’s conundrum is her very her bread and butter. She’s super pretty but wants to be seen as an every woman. Very few models have pulled this off before. None have pulled it off by specifically being overweight. If Graham cut back on the carbs, she loses her uniqueness. Opening the door for other overweight models is not a real thing; she’s working a very smart angle. Someday she’ll look back on this and laugh. Mostly at the tons of money she made.