Azealia Banks Should Be Taken Out Behind The Barn

Azealia Banks has filed a police report after Russell Crowe grabbed her and threw her out of his hotel room because she belligerently threatened to stab some of his friends with a broken wine glass. Crowe and the RZA are friends who have worked on movies together. He had a little party, and RZA brought Banks with him because he’s clearly banging her, which is probably pretty fun since she’s completely nuts and is a black activist who wants to be white. Bad call.

Banks claims Crowe called her a nigger. In front of his black friend. Sounds highly unlikely. Factor in the fact that Banks is a total sociopath and we can safely disqualify the statement. Plus a bunch of people were there, so she doesn’t have much of a play here. RZA might not be getting another invite. Bringing the nightmare slut who’s sucking your dick to the party is a classic amateur move. We expected more from you.

Police may interview some people and confirm that Banks is a liar looking for publicity. She will certainly not be punished for filing a fake police report. It’s one of the benefits of being a woman along with alimony and being able to get hired at any job where the boss wants to fuck you. It would be great if we could all ignore her. The fact she’s getting invited to exclusive parties doesn’t make it seem like she’ll go away any time soon. If you see her on the street, trip her. She owes us one. 

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