Charli XCX Topless Bathtime

British Pop Singer Charli XCX, distinguished by being a more attractive looking Miley Cyrus, took to Snapchat to run their rules on nudity they rarely enforce by snapping herself naked in the bathtub. It’s unclear if she’s wearing a mudpack of one of the built in Snapchat black-face features, along with the cartoon cocktail and other pre-set clip arts the app provides to make you feel like reading Highlights magazine is something people do after age eight in the pediatricians office.

While social media has certainly provided a wonderful forum for women without other ideas to take off their clothes to be popular, it’s also warped those visuals into off-putting angles and filters that make you long for the days when cheesecake shots had decent lighting. This is much more beaver hunt. The amateur feel is appealing, but not as much as remembering that only girls with poor upbringings and big knockers ever used to find work in the stripping business.

Everything is more available than it’s ever been, but nothing is as good. This is our curse.

_{Photo Credit: Snapchat}