Christian Audigier Cum Troubles

Ed Hardy designer Christian Audigier passed away of cancer last year leaving behind a $250 million fortune. Wow, who knew there were that many douchebags out there. Nothing against Audigier, you don’t have to talk to the people buying your shit. He left the money to his four children, and much younger girlfriend Nathalie Sorensen, who he married on his deathbed. Score! There’s not much information out there on Sorensen, nor will there ever be, because she’s never going to do anything.

The interesting caveat is that Audigier froze his cancer prone sperm and left it to his wife of twenty minutes. The way the will was parsed out, if she uses it to have any children, they will share equally in his trust with his existing four kids, prompting them to throw their Xanax across the room in disgust. You’ve got to figure she’s a gold digger, and therefore may want to procreate at a furious pace in order to dilute her elderly step-children’s share. Over/Under those kids are coming in around $30 million a pop.

Make sure and get a DNA test, that one looks like Dwayne Johnson. This could work out to be an extremely entertaining HBO series. Hopefully he didn’t invest at all in his own products, pick up a San Bernardino tract home just in case.

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