Frances Cobain Hoarder

October 5, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston | 0 Comments

The law has kicked Frances Cobain’s loser husband Isaiah Silva out of her house so he responded by having an anonymous friend of his trash her in the press like how a real man would do. Prior to being given the boot he was splitting his time between her house and his parents’.

He’s a 31 year old loser. Kurt Cobain would have loved him. They could have lovingly shared boxed mac and cheese recipes. Francis is currently paying him $12,000 a month in spousal support, marking a rare occasion where this shit works the other way around. Form a shitty band and hang out at Duke’s in Malibu every happy hour for six years, you might be able to bed Scottie Pippen’s daughter. Get enough dudes out of the work force and the pay gap may finally even out.

According to Silva’s ‘friend’ who’s probably just his mom who’s sick of doing his laundry: 

“The weird truth is that Frances Cobain’s house is virtually unlivable because of Frances’ hoarding. Frances spends her days doing lots and lots of online shopping. Virtually every room is filled with boxes of stuff Frances has ordered from online retailers and never even bothered to open — shoes, clothing, art supplies, music equipment, and even several large-screen TVs.”

That makes perfect sense. It’s what most people with no desire to contribute to society and a shitload of money would be doing. If that’s the case why’d the court have to kick you out? Hoarder houses are pretty fucking gross but I’d rather have H&M boxes poking me in the ribs than a dirty needle in skid row. Or whatever goes on at your mom’s house. You never said anything about cat shit. Doesn’t sound that bad. You can rent a decent two bedroom for $12,000 a month. This will be your best year, hang on to it. Open mic sign up is at 5 p.m. 

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